I dunno. I tumbl. you tumbl. dis tumblr. dis my tumblr

 

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

ignisambulamecum:

i just turned my laptop towards my roommate and yelled LOOK AT THIS STUPID-ASS HAMSTER, NATALIE
fuckin hamster
your whole body is carrots

(Source: lolgifs.net)

fuck-benedict:


hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

(Source: chickem)

girl-germs:

So I found a blog that puts Bob’s Burgers quotes over Game of Thrones screenshots and it is gold.

(Source: ofhousebelcher)